A letter to the editors

Nowhere in sight are there any umlauts!

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Dear Peël Editoriäl Team,

Ëven thoügh this ïs yoür first issue, I would like to express my ütmost dïsappoïntment. Cleärly, for a gröüp of ärt students, you have no respect for the fündämëntäls of the English language and what makes for proper grammar.

Nowhere in sight are there any umlauts! Umlauts are absolutely necessary if you are to separate yourself from the other content sludge that floods the hallowed halls of this Uni.

If this wasn’t bad enough, there are no trémas, mācrōns, nor dîacrîtîc. Not a single döt, squigglę or līnē. Nõ tilde, nor çedilla. No ring nor bollė nør sølidus nør virgule. And no àććèntś, be it áćúté, cîrcûmflêx or gràvè in nature.

Thïš cãṉŋøṯ śtæṉd, ånḏ I fęār ä cõûršė còrṟëçtįoŋ îs nècéśśàrÿ, lëšt yë fãčę thé wṟæth of thē Êṉglïśh nèrdš ön cãmpûß.

Yòüṟś šîŋçęrlÿ,

Å čœṉćêṟnėd rēâdęr.