Monsterfucker

Monsterfuckers do exactly what it says on the tin. They fuck (or at least fantasise about fucking) monsters and other non-human entities

For millennia, humans have been fascinated by the inhuman — from the grotesque monsters of myth and legend, to the human-faced demons and vampires of modern romance fiction. We’ve found excitement in the horror, titillation in the terror. For some, this fascination goes deeper than surface-level interest; it probes further, penetrating their deepest, darkest fantasies. 

Monsterfuckers do exactly what it says on the tin. They fuck (or at least fantasise about fucking) monsters and other non-human entities. Whether it be the terrifying Alien Queen herself or the elusive mothman, monsterfuckers want what’s in their pants. Over the past few years this thriving faction has cemented its place in the online fandom community, rising in popularity amongst the release of media such as The Shape of Water (2017) and Venom (2018). 

People can be attracted to monsters for different reasons. It could be the adrenaline rush, finding that there’s just something so enticing about the danger of it all — a thrill that comes with fucking around with (or simply just fucking) the unknown. Or perhaps it’s pure fantasy that gets you; who needs a shitty, boring human partner when there’s a hot, hunky alien out there who’ll treat you right and has tentacles? 

I theorise that in some ways, everyone is a monsterfucker. At least a little bit. Did you watch Twilight and find the concept of a vampire/werewolf partner kinda sexy? Maybe Mileena from Mortal Kombat gets you going? Surely Lady Dimitrescu (of Resident Evil fame) gets you a little bit hot and bothered under the collar, right? But they don’t count, Danny! I can hear you saying, and to that I say nay! Embrace it folks, you’re monsterfuckers, the lot of you. Entry-level perhaps, but you’re still in the game.

For the more experienced and dedicated, monsterfucking can go beyond hornyposting about the Balrog of Morgoth and Pyramid Head; companies such as Bad Dragon and the Australian-owned Darque Path are dedicated to designing and creating adult toys inspired by monsters from myth and pop-culture. If you dare to look them up, prepare to see some very interesting (and perhaps intimidating) products. 

Of course, you don’t need to go to those lengths to call yourself a monsterfucker. Consider this the next time you sit down with a bowl of popcorn and put on Godzilla.